Kids Say the Darnedess Things

The other night while putting the girls to bed I was privileged to have some interesting conversations with them.

Convo #1

Rayna is quite observant and very interested in new things. I have had a revolving wardrobe lately due to my expanding waistline, including my pj's. So, needless to say, I was wearing a new pair of pj's that Rayna had not seen. As I'm leaning over to pray with her, she starts to tug on my shirt and says, "Is this a jacket or something?"

I say, "No, its just a shirt. It's kinda like one with all the buttons."

Rayna proceeds to try to unbutton my shirt.

I say, "Rayna, don't unbutton it. I need it on."

Rayna says, "Why?"

"If I don't have my shirt on then my tummy will show and so will my boobies, and they need to be covered up."

Rayna's response, "I don't have any boobies."

I reply, "You do, there just little right now. When you get to be a big girl like Mommy then you will have more."

Rayna's reply, "Yeah, and my boobies will be bigger than yours!"

Laughing, I say, "I hope so."

Convo #2

Before starting to pray with Taylin, she tells me that she wants to pray for the baby and that he will come and stay with us and not go to heaven (Something she has been worried about since we found out the baby is boy). So, I say okay and we start to pray. When I prayed for that, I asked God to keep the baby healthy and help him to grow strong, and when it was time for him to come that we would be able to bring him home with us. Well, that was not good enough for Taylin. She wanted me to be specific and use her words. So, I prayed again and said, "Lord please let the baby come and live with us and not go to heaven." Taylin was satisfied and felt better.

She says, "Mom, when we pray that's how we talk to God."

"Your right," I said.

"And when we ask him for things then he will just give it to us and do what we want," she replies.

"God does bless us and give us a lot things when we ask Him for them, but He still does what He wants. Sometimes that's not always what we want. Remember, we wanted Jaden to be here, but God had other plans." I tell her.

"Yeah, then we would all be here. But God loves us and He has great big arms and can give us hugs! He can get all the plants and trees and all the people and give us a hug at the same time!" she says excitedly.

"Yes, He can. He does have very big arms." I say.

"But we don't want His kisses, because He's a boy." She says.

"Of course we want God's kisses. Daddy is a boy and you like Daddy's kisses." I reply.

"But that's Daddy, we don't want Gods." She states.

"Yeah we do. God's kisses are very special." I tell her.

"But what if He has a mustache? That would be funny, then that would be yucky!" She says.

"Grandpa has a mustache, and you get kisses from him. They kind of tickle, huh?" I ask her. "Yeah," she says. At this point she seems to be off in thought and we finish our bedtime routine with a kiss goodnight from mom.